TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO BIG OF A NEZ FAN

10.Instead of green stamps, you save Texas Prarie Chickens.

9.You claim to understand the lyrics to "I Am Not That" and have figured
out that it's all about you.

8.You buy a green, wool cap and staple it to your head.

7.nez replies to your posts.

6.You have tried the homemade beer recipe found in the Second National
Band liner notes. And lived.

5."In the Still of the Night" comes on the radio and you tell your friends
that Cole Porter is covering a nez tune.

4.On your final exams, you answer every question with: "Little packets of
sweet and sour sauce that you get at chinese restaurants," and you pass
the test.

3.You get engaged at a nez concert.

2.You've painted your house with liquid paper.

1.You understand all the pictures on the Wadsworth concert T-shirt.

-- 
dave--You see this is all just a fantasy, to compensate for the 
traumas that we suffered in childhood.
dconde@scf.usc.edu (dave)